The kid was playing with his toys when daddy called him,
daddy : hey pal , what are you doing there ?
Kid : hmm ! who are you ?
daddy : its me , dad .
Kid : (looking up amazed) hello daddy
daddy : guess what? i have some thing for you, something so sweet and delicious.
kid : (jumping up to his feet) what is it ?
daddy showing him a snickers bar (half opened) : TADA!!!!
poor kid , it was the first time in his life someone has offered him such a passionate piece of chocolate .
kid : wow...dad...is it delicious?
daddy : of course it is
kid : where did you get it ?
daddy : well , you dont need to know where ,when and how i did !
the man looking so proud of himself , pointing at kid and nodding :
ok son , you can have this gift but first of all i want you to know that you must be grateful for it , do not forget the attitude of gratitude,never forget that it was me who brought you a snickers , im your daddy and i love you the most , so never forget to love the one who loves you the most,always be thankful to me ....
Kid : (excited) ok , ok , now may i have a bite ?
daddy's skin grows red , blood reaches to his eyes ,raising his fist and yelling :
bite ??? a fucking bite ??? you want to eat this chocolate ?
kid looks frightened , covering his head with his arms.., daddy continues :
after all i have done for you , you fucking moron want to swallow this chocolate ?
kid looks confused ..
daddy : (speaking with kindness) look my son , i am your daddy ,i'm the one who
gave you everything you already have , u have to be thankful to me , i'm a good daddy
for you , i care about you , i love you ,i wish you the best and i'm the one who
will be there for you all the time , now take this chocolate , but if your (incoming anger) FUCKING Tongue reaches the snickers..... (silence)
I will torture you to death , i will fill your body with such a pain that your
ansicters yell out of their grave , i will cut your tongue , i will break your body ,i will curse your soul with frustration , desolation and agony ...
kid looking up to his dad , blinking his eyes desperately
daddy :(calm) i'm the best daddy you could ever have, look what i have brought to you ! what a delicious charming piece of chocolate ,,
kid : but i want a bite .. please ... its tempting ...
daddy : (yelling) you can have a bite of my dick instead you stupid son of a bitch , i will burn you to death , i will cook your hearth , i will throw you to a pool of shit ,,,,,
kid gives up
daddy : (calm and kind ) look , my lovely son , i'm your father , i'm the one that brought you to this world, no one will ever love you as much as i do, you have to be thankful having me ,
i'm your true daddy , i am called god .